Pete says more women should show him their boobies. And frankly I agree. Not enough women these days show Pete their boobies. Back in the day they were all over. EVERYONE, and i mean EVERYONE was down with that shit. If you really want to show pete your boobies, and don’t know how to get ahold of him, you can always contact me and ill work all the shit out. Only for a meesly 5% of the boobage. Or something like that. I’m gonna see em anyways, so u might as well just cut out the middle-man.

Im on beer #12 and i feel great. I really need to find the e-connection in this town. It’s nowhere to be found. Pills are one thing, but i want the really good shit. It’s time for digga to kiss the sky.

[obligatory afdiggastan joke]
A guy walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm, his wife is lying in bed reading. The guy says, “This is the pig I have sex with whenever you’ve got a headache.”

His wife replies, “I think you’ll find, that is a sheep.”

The guy replies, “I think you’ll find I was talking to the sheep.”
[/end joke]

does anyone wanna go do some dumb shit? cause im ready to go. you can tell im ready cause ive lost all sense of punctuation. Im RDE 2 G0 bitches. The pole was only the beginning. Im ready to take it to the NEXT LEVEL. Caps own me right now. I’ve lost all sense of everything except the need to pee. I do right now but im a lazy fuck and can hold it. It wont end up all over the floor.

Seriously, how cna they yhave animation domination w/o a new family guy. It’s like the anchor of the show. Fuck american dad. Shit is just a dumb CIA ripoff of family guy.

Dan B. says i need to write about the man/men on the moon. I really dont think they did it. The technology just doesnt seem feasable. They are still using the same technology to send niggas up into space. Why cant they send me? Ill go through the training. I dont care. Ill be the first digga in space. Fuck Rah Digga. Nah really, fuck her. Was just watching 13 Ghosts earlier. DAYUM. Ill be the first digga in space, cause im digga and im the baddest bitch. Ya Heard.

I think its time to go for now. I’m really tired, and full of beer. If you have any comments please leave em. & if you have any suggestions hit me up via the contact page. Im out. Peace.