Well. its 230am. I, as usual, am a bit intoxicated. What else is new though. Soon as I get this Absynthe ima kiss the sky. The shit comes with a spoon, kinda like crack. Hey whatever. Ill hit that shit. Apparently everyone else wants to as well. It’s too bad we cant video tape whats going on in our heads at the time of injestion. It would be very interesting. At least i hope so. I dont wanna get the shaft on this one. I better see pink elefunts, purple hearts, and green clovers and shit.

Fuck it. Im out. No more inspiration. No more need to write.

Ah w/e. I’m drunk and creative. I can bullshit something.

Why can’t I have summers off? It’s when I do all my activities. From surfing the web looking for the newest shocking whatever it is that someone did, to out riding my bike with mah niggaz. There’s always something to do. Id like to work on the boat I just got my hands on. People need to get over here so I can pay them to do the shit I don’t know how to do, like everything. I’m a dumbass when it comes to measuring wood and cutting and all that bullshit. I know how to drive the bitch, thats good enough for me. I could have been out on the boat all day towin peoples around on the toob I got instead of working. WTF Man. WTF.

Lucky #7. Mr. Miller is keeping me in check tonight. I’m not sure how I all of a sudden switched but whatever. The fridge pack owns me. Why only Shoprite carries the 18pack is beyond me. All everyone else has is the 12pk for the fridge. I dislike Shoprite in the summer. All them city peoples annoy the shit outta me. I’m sure I annoy the shit outta them cause im a heathen and all. Hey whatever. I just needs mah beer.

I ‘bought’ a TGIFriday’s skooner the other day. The price was right so I had to ‘buy’ it. It really is the best invention ever. Less head [the only time its a good thing] so I can down mah beerz quicker. As a matter of fact, I just took a sip out of it. Ever so tasty.

Anyone wanna play some paintball? I haven’t played in well over a year and I feel the need to whip some ass. I was talking to someone and he says that noone has high end guns around here. Well heres what i have to say about that….. Bring it neega. I gots mah shit. All I need is lube [for the gun, maybe a little bit for me] and some air. Maybe some paint would be helpfull too. I’m ready to go. Gimme the date. As long as it’s any day that ends in Y im strait.

What else is there…. I dono. Im still waiting on this Absynthe to show up. Too bad it’ll prob get here when im in Florida. Yes that’s right. I’m returning to FloHo come the middle of August. Mmmm… so warm. So many beaches. When I come back ya’ll can call me Darkness Digga. That’s how dark ima be. When I smile itll be like the stars is twinklin out.

Well thats about all for now. If you want porn check out the porn boat or taking over the net. If you want free fleshlights and cheap absynthe, check out the PAGES section of the site [its on the right dummies]. Peace love and hair grease.