What the fuck is up with gas stations and this prepay shit. mind you i dont really care about going in first. but my main focal point is this bullshit pump-slowdown crap. IE: I pay for 10$ of gas. now when i get to like 3.79 or some shit it starts going slow as fuck and im stuck there waiting for my gas to get into my motorvehicle. I have a feeling im going to fucking retire or die of old age before i get my gas. I got shit to do. As do the 100 fucking people who are behind me now cause the pump wants to take its sweet as mo’fuckin time. They are pissed at me, im pissed at whoever the fuck designed this system. Theres no need for that. There is such a thing as the perfect pump. It can go faster. And why is it when i press the handle all the way the shit acts like my gas is full and cuts me off? The fuck man. Niggas need to take a stand and siphon that shit outta other peoples cars like i do.

A woman meets a man in a bar.They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

“Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf.”

Ran across some drawings done while an artist was given some acid. Drawings are pretty fuckin good for being out of his fucking mind.

Why must McDonalds stop serving breakfast at 10:30? Thats when my ass wakes up. They need to move that shit back up to 11am like it used to be. They need to cater to all the lazy people who grew up with the 11am timeframe. At least then i could wake up at 10:30, throw on whatever is on the floor and go out there. But i guess its better that way. I should be taking my fat ass to the gym instead.

And onto a totally different subject, DMX: This guy looks like a thinner version of Bad News Brown from the WWF. My dead grandfather can rap better than this asshole. All he does is talk over assed out beats and bark like a rabid Chihuahua. I want to kick that little ankle biters ass. His movies are a fucking joke. Steven Segal has never made a good movie and they make it worse by casting him with DMX in Exit Wounds. I had to sit through that movie 50 fucking times at work cause someone didnt have any other movies to watch. Dont get me wrong, I like Ruff Ryders, just not DMX. Dont like Eve either. Some women should not be allowed out of the ghetto. She makes female rappers like Rah Digga look real bad

Its aboot 11:20 and im sitting here bored out of my fucking mind. I really do believe ive seen the entire internet. I have half of it sitting at my feet in a collection of porn that i have never watched. I get on this damn machine here, check my earnings on some of my other projects and talk to a few of my friends on AIM. There isnt much to it other than me whoring around on GFY. To tell the truth, I made some money off that guy in Iraq who got his head cut off. Thats the American fuckin way right there. The misfortune of someone else is helping someone else get ahead just a little bit.

Ive seen all the porn i care to see. I have well over 100 movies sitting at my feet from a while back. Anyone want it? I really have no use for it. Its just porn. Id rather fuck someones brains out everynight [as that is the current trend] instead of sitting in front of my monitor worrying about if someone else is gonna find my pubes on the keyboard or not. If they do i really dont give a shit anyways though.

Maybe i should get out more, maybe i should play guitar/bass more. Maybe i should get a new job or go back to college. All i know is i need to do or see something that will desensitize me even more. Ive seen too much sick shit. Its just the norm for me now. So lets go and fuckin do it already goddamnit.