Florida is so nice. To all you people that said it would be too hot and all that jizzy jazz, Suck on my left ventricle. It’s so nice. 90+ degrees and it isn’t humid. Mmmmmm, tasty. Between the pool or the beach, it’s hard to decide where to go in the morning after the sun’s rays touch my penis and I wake up. Anyways enough about me and my tanned ass.
I wonder what’s going on up in the NY. Aside from the usual nothing I can assume all is the same. It’s NY. Nothing good ever happens unless its September. I’m coming home Saturday. Who wants to throw a welcome home party/ass whipping? I think I may on Tuesday. Ill keep it posted suckas.
It seems noone wants to take my money. You wanna spend a little on advertising and not one person can get back to you. I guess I’ll just have to order more Absynthe and see the pink elefunt i have in my room try to mate with Domo-Kun again. Shit was wicked. I didn’t know how to deal with it when they wanted a 3-way. I just had to deal with it. Don’t let Domo-Kun fool you. Even with those sharp teeth he can suck-a mean dick-a.
I just stumbled upon some strange sex laws. Being the sex freak that I am. I figured I’ll share them with everyone.
If a police officer in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.
Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law.
A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city’s airport property.
A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman’s name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.
In Ames, Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.
In Bozeman, Montana, you can’t perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.
A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weighs more than three pounds, two ounces.
Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
And people thought I was fucked up. Think again.
That’s all I can think of for now. That and i’m going to the pool. Later cumknuckles.
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