I hope i’m not stuck next to any fat bitches on the plane. The little midget from Pleasure Island will do. He is tiny and doesn’t take up much space. Maybe I could stow him in the overhead compartment. I’m sure he’d like that shit. Does anyone remember his name? I don’t. Noone really cares anymore. I’m sure he is hanging out with Webster and Gary Coleman at their cushy security gig making a keen $7.50 an hour.

I don’t understand why IE wont display the images. Just ignore that shit for now. They aren’t that entertaining anyways. If you cant see the one up top of this post, it Heathcliff. Remember him. Wasn’t he the alter ego of Garfield back in the 80’s and 90’s? He did shit that Garfield would never do. Like crazy sexy parties with the Snorks and She-Ra. That cat nigga was on some serious drugs. That’s fo sho.

Apparently some Zoo in London has a new exhibit… People. Eight of them to be exact. Running around Adam & Eve style. Fig leaves and thats all. I wonder if they have a “Do not feed the retards sign’. Someone needs to smuggle some drugs in there. See them trip the fuck out. That would be a site to see. I wonder if they’re allowed to copiate [sp?] [fuck] in public. Why woudln’t they be able to. They are in their so called ‘natural’environment [kinda]. I say have a sexy party. They seem to be popping up all over anymore.

After getting back from Florida, I think it’s time to have Diggapallooza 05: Fall Brawl. I know school just started so this will only be for the locals. Unless of course you want to come down. I’ll post on here the details of said party. Might want to bring some money. Poker may be involved. Also learned a game called nickels. But we will use quarters or dollars. Maybe c-notes if we get drunk enough. So get ready. Bring enough booze for you and a little bit for me. Ill be sippin on Absynthe, Everclear and Beer.

Tommy is a young boy, just potty trained. When he goes to the bathroom though, Tommy manages to hit everything but the toilet. So his mom has to go in and clean up after him. After two weeks, she has had enough, and takes Tommy to the doctor.

After the examination, the doctor said, “His unit is too small. An old wives’ tale is to give him two slices of toast each morning, and his unit will grow so he can hold it and aim straight.”

The next morning Tommy jumped out of bed and ran downstairs to the kitchen. There on the table, are twelve slices of toast.

“Mom!” Tommy yells. “The doctor said I only had to eat two slices of toast.”

“I know.” said his mother. “The other ten are for your father.”

I’ll have some pictures up of my wonderful trip to Florida come Saturday night or Sunday sometime. I know your just dying to see them. Everyone has been bugging the shit out of me to get them up. If I woulda brought my goddamn USB cable to FloHo with me then we wouldnt have this problem. I know I know. I’m botarded. Oh well. I think I can give back enough porn to the community to redeem myself. Speaking of porn, here’s some badass shit that you have to see to believe.

These bitches just love getting hot man butter all over their face. Come check it out. Free + Porn = Cock Hard.

I AM IRON TIGER (11:24:34 PM): fuck your tits
^ Gotta love the amazing commentary by the AZN.

How the hell did summer end so fast? It seemed like just yesterday we were all bitching about the cold weather. Now that shit is coming back. WTF. And I’m thinking about buying another car to fill up the driveway with. With the boat and the bike I don’t know where i’m going to store it all. Oh well. Toys are fun. Now all I need is a jet ski and a truck to tow all the shit I own. Maybe it’ll flood again soon and I can rock the boat to the bar. I really doubt that’ll happen though. But if it snows enough we could take the snowmobile to the bar. I’ve seen it done before. Why not now?

What did the Nazi’s do to the Black Jews?
Made them sit in the back of the oven.

That’s all I got for now. More to come when my lazy ass flies home. I hope my arms don’t get tired.