I’m getting real sick and tired of a few things. I will only get into one of these things for if I talked about each and everyone I might go crazy and have to kill myself. Has anyone ever noticed that really skinny girls seem to think that they are fat, and try to gain attention by using this and hoping 23432432 guys will say “oh no your perfect”.

All girls should follow in this woman’s steps. One word: HOT!! Well you won’t hear those words come out of my mouth. No the only words you will hear uttered out of my sweet talking mouth is “damn right bitch, you ever thought of trying to be bulimic?”

I don’t play into MTV’s next true life show hizzoe, no I make her here things that will continue with her problem of anorexia and bulimia. Does it hurt my feelings that Jessica is going to be on true life next month because she has a problem because guys like skinny girls and she believes she isn’t skinny enough… the hell it does. I’d actually like to accompany the fat slut on the show and make sure MTV doesn’t make her stop. Skinny girls have no hope at ever getting in my leopard striped sheets. Why is it you asked, well for one skinny girls have no ass, and there pants sag more than a gang banging Mexican.

Encourage girls that are skinny, and who constantly think they are fat that, there is no way in hell that their tubby ass is going to drop anymore pounds so there next best bet is suicide. I mean if you weigh 100lbs and can’t drop that extra 10lbs to be down at 90 your fat ass has nothing to live for, I would say just go and slit your wrist, however considering if you did that you would run directly into bone, I suggest either hanging yourself in your closet or Kurt Cobain your brains across your bedroom all. All good options. Everyone remember that next time you hear a girl complaining that she is overweight that she probably is and that you have no right to lie to her and tell her she isn’t. Make sure that you get your point across that she could be the start of Free Willy 4 hands down. To motivate her to vomit more than she already does, make sure you and your buddies constantly remind her that she is one huge bitch. Bonus points for those of you that get one to commit suicide.

Also if you have never ‘been’ with a bulimic or anorexic girl may I suggest you get with one, get turned down don’t worry, she can’t put up
too much of a fight when you rape her, considering she’s all skin and bones. Till next time keep on rocking in the free world.

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