Being that I’ve spent that last few days in the hospital I have had a considerable amount of time to notice things, I haven’t noticed before and ponder on a few things I have yet to ponder on. One thing in general I noticed is that medicine is not necessarily a good thing or for that sake neither was seeing the balls, of the guy in the next room, pop out of his hospital gown. Back to the topic at hand, it seems as if medicine which usually does one good thing also does about 30 bad things to you. For example take the medication that they were giving me in the hospital to help with my nausea, it side effects however could be; abdominal pain, bloating, blindness, shrinkage in penile size, loss of fingers, diarrhea, and loss of appetite. I’m sure some of you have noticed this when you hear a commercial for some new medicine that you should ask your doctor about, but when a nurse is telling this to your face, you kind of want to grab her by her sars mask and beat the hell out of her. I mean yeah I would like the nausea to go away but not if I’m going to have about a million other things happen at the same time.

Viagra to help you with you erection, side effects are: blindness, homo erotic thoughts, bloating, and constant masturbation.

Also in a hospital they make you piss in this god damn urinal thing to make sure your peeing enough or something I have no idea, well usually I unplugged my IV went into the bathroom and peed, but on one occasion I had a 60 year old lady get my portable urinal and stand there and wait for me to be. Now I don’t know about most of you but this isn’t what I like to call an ideal situation. I mean having a 60 year old lady look at my 5 year old penis is a bit of a pride buster, I mean you know how many penises she has seen in her 60 years? Exactly my point. Needless to say I couldn’t pee and the old lady had the nerve to say, everyone gets stage fright. No shit I’m going to get stage fright when I got the Dr. Ruth of penises standing and looking at my privates. I felt violated.