There is a question that is burning deep inside of me that I have yet to find an answer for, so I figured I would come and see if any of you had an answer. Apparently when sisqo came and took pop culture by the reigns and made us all familiar with the club favorite “let me see that thong” 15 and 16 year old girls took him way too serious. Apparently girls today make it must for everyone and anyone to see their thong. Now don’t get me wrong I’m completely fine with having constant new visual images. However I don’t like to decide if the girl is 12 or if she is 14 old enough to masturbate too.

GHB and this girl are soon to be best friends. Also have you noticed that when you see a girl’s thong sticking half way out, that when you get caught starting her ass that they pull up there pants and give you a dirty look. Well fuck me sideways you slut, if your whore of a mother would have bought some god damn jeans that didn’t already start half way down your ass I wouldn’t be staring. I mean they have rape me I’m a slut written all over them and than when you start to think of how you might abduct her and rape her, she gives you the dirty look that kills the moment. It really pisses me off when they accidentally drop the keys” and bend there ass over right in front of you and the thong sticks out, and you know you could give her an awesome wedge but refrain do from the fact that you don’t want to end up like my next door neighbor. (Note my next door neighbor tried a stunt like this and is now blind from a mixture of pepper spray and a nail in the eye, along with def due to the barbaric screaming the girl was letting out while kicking his ass)

She has rape me written all over her.

I’m fed up with this mysterious behavior by females. They due this sneak peak so you will look, but when you look you are a pervert and have lost all chances of seeing the thong on your bedroom floor. But not anymore, this is fair warning to any girls out there who think that they keep playing these minds game with me. You do it again and I’ll rape you faster than R Kelly would pounce on pussy at a 12 year olds birthday party. However it won’t be considered rape because you’re a whore and already had your jeans half way off, and were just waiting for me to take them the rest of the way off. Plus the girls who show off the thongs are sluts anyway and want to be “raped”; it’s a fantasy for them. So what’s everyone waiting on go get the GHB drop that in her drink take her back to her apartment, get her pregnant and leave 20 dollars.

Thanks to sisqo and hot girls that like to show off their thong, we now also have to worry about the fat asses who decide they are sexy and want to wear thongs. For the sake of god there should be a weight limit attached to these. I mean seriously folks if the thong gets lost in your fat, you probably shouldn’t be wearing a thong. Not to mention that when the thong shows on fat girl, it usually means that the ass stretch marks are visible. Thongs and stretch marks do not go together. Fat girls are not attractive at all in a thong, I think I’d rather slit my wrist and pour salt on the cuts than look at shamu “in style”. The sad part is that this keeps getting promoted by designers making thongs, for people who should have ended their life long ago. Designers need to stop making thongs that can be purchased by fat people. The answer is simple if we don’t make thongs available to fat people we don’t have to worry about having nightmares of the fat blonde eating my leg while wearing a thong.