Have you ever heard about people getting off on balloons? I know that some people are really turned on by latex, but this is a fetish that I hadn’t heard about until very recently when a friend sent me the link to EmmasBalloons. Cute amateur girls like this one getting hot and bothered while inflating and playing with balloons. Some of them like to rub their pussies on the tight latex and some just like to bounce their hot asses up and down on the balloons. I don’t know about you guys but they kinda make me think about huge soft tits!

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

“Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is three o’clock in the morning!”

He slams the door and returns to bed.

“Who was that?” asked his wife.

“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.

“Did you help him?” she asks.

“No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring outside!”

“Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife. “Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!”

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.

“Hello, are you still there?”

“Yes,” said the drunk.

“Do you still need a push?”

“Yes, please!”

“Where are you?” asks the husband.

“Over here… on the swing!”