If you couldnt tell, ive been up all night finding interesting links for the site, thus moving the smut down to the bottom if not the next page of the site. Such is life. If you want to see smut check the sidebar links for the archives.

Maybe ill start a RSS news page or some shit like that. I won’t make any money, but at least i won’t be peddling smut anymore. Let me know what you think. Drop me an email [neonbob [at] gmail [dot] [com] (and don’t sign me up for any bullshit spam. I already get enough.

If you can’t get enough of me [you know damn well you cant] feel free to check me out on that ever so trendy fuckspace.

Ohhh, here’s something you haven’t seen in who teh fuck knows how long…

A woman is in her doctor’s office, and suddenly shouts out “Doctor, kiss me!” The Doctor looks at her and says, “It’s against the code of ethics to kiss you.” About 20 minutes later the woman again shouts out “Doctor, please, kiss me just once!” Again he refuses, apologetically, and says “As a doctor I simply cannot kiss you.” Finally, another 15 minutes pass, and the woman pleads with her doctor “Doctor, Doctor, please kiss me just once!” “Look” he says, “I’m sorry. I just CANNOT kiss you. In fact, I probably shouldn’t even be screwing you right now!” – Courtesy of Mr. Orsm.

Let’s hope I can try to get back to the way things used to be [for example]. I just gotta get my ass to this smut box and jab away at it with more words than nekked people. Im not talking about the filth porn I posted. Im talking about the funny shit. Like when we all got drunk [Heysues, how many times have I said that] and did all that stupid shit [which time right]

I got nothin else. To my neighbors [doubt youll read this], sorry for being up at 3-4 am playing music kinda loud and running the washer & dryer. My hot water heater is all fucked up. Leaks more H2O than a pregnant woman after her water broke. Digga out. Peace.