First midget says, “hay guys, I have really small hands, I bet I probably have the smallest hands in the world. As a matter of fact, I’m going to the Guinness book of world records office tomorrow to see if I hold the record”

Second midget goes “you know what, that’s a great idea, because I have small feet, probably the smallest feet in the world. I’ll go with you.”

Third midget says “hay fellas, since you’re going, I might as well have them look at my penis. Its tiny. Its smaller than an infants. I bet I hold the record for smallest penis.”

So the next day, the midgets go down to the World Record head quarters to see if they hold their perspective records.

Midget 1 goes in and comes out. He’s holding a trophy that says World’s smallest hands and has a smile on his face.

Midget 2 goes in and comes out. He’s holding a trophy too, and has a t-shirt that says world’s smallest feet.

Midget 3 goes in and it takes longer. The other two midgets are in the waiting room for an hour wondering what’s taking so long.

Finally the Midget 3 walks out, with a sad look on his face. The other two midgets go “what’s wrong man, did you get it, did you get the record?”

and Midget 3 replies “no… I didn’t get the record… and I wanna know who the fuck Marc Carmen is.”