So Marc, Joe and myself are walking around one day and see a donut shop. I decide that Im hungry and walk in the donut shop. I come out about 45 minutes later and Marc and Joe say to me “Dude what took so long” I tell them that the donut lady put donuts on my dick and ate them off. Joe says no way, goes in to the donut store and doesnt come out for an hour, me and Marc say man what too so long “The donut lady put 2 donuts on my dick and ate them off” Marc, in disbelief says Im going to go try this. Marc goes in and comes out 3 hours later. Joe and I say “Dude what took so long” Marc says “She had to go to the store to get some cheerios”.

True story, I swear.