When I die I want to come back to life as a mirror in some hot babe?s bedroom. I mean it is unbelievable what some of these girls do when they are alone. My girlfriend introduced me to the art of the self portrait last night and I just about blew a load as she took amateur snapshots of herself in the mirror and then posted them online at some site where dudes rate how hot girls are. I was a little jealous at first but soon realized my girlfriend is just a little exhibitionist at heart and she knew just how to calm me down.