Wild sexy teen with a killer body and a mind intended for dirty sex earn her worth when she enters the CumFiesta party. Not only did she know the secret password to enter the party but she truely knows how to rock her tight fresh body.

Check out the nude photo of Lindsay Lohan.

A little group sex party going on in the VIP of this fine establishment. You got to love the action that goes on at this place.

Something just doesn’t look right in this picture. Can you guess what? Before you answer, click on the image to enlarge it.

And what the fuck are those two girls doing at a dump beach like that. The one girl with the big boobs is pretty hot though.

Most people never knew this….but you can goto many pharmacies in your hometown & request a bottle of Robotussin with Codeine!!!

OVER THE COUNTER

I knew in canada you could request this. But its a hidden secret in the U.S. as well. Some localities take it serious, & only allow 5 bottles per year, others like the place i went today….simply ask for the cash.

I got a 4 oz bottle for $4 today & i was so stoked…i felt like i beat the system……

I know alot of doctors who would go out of business during the winter months if more people knew this.

So remember, sore throat….& you already have anti-biotics? Skip the doctor & head to your local grocery store pharmacy!!!

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Giving ………head……. massages the jaw….while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Take off her clothes
with her consent…………………….12 cal
without………………….187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands……………………..8 cal
With one hand…………………….12 cal
With mouth………………………..85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ……………………… 6 cal
soft……………………..315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target……………….8 cal
Finding G spot ………………….92 cal
I don’t F***ing care…………………0 cal

Entry
Holding her………………12 cal
On the floor……………..8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary……………………..358 cal
Doggy………………………316 cal
69 lying………………………….286 cal
69 standing………………………..512 cal
Italian hanger…………………….912 cal

Orgasm
Real…………………………..112 cal
Faking…………………………..315 cal

After “O”
Lying in Bed……………………….18 cal
Hop off the bed……………………….36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off………..816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm………………………32 cal
Rushing…………………….98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door………….1218 cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door………….1942 cal

Hmmm… i wonder how much this will go for?

Jesus Christ! Talk about evil. That’s the worst i’ve ever seen. I still bet marc would fuck all three of them though.

But of course. Who else would do this?

Henri-Louis Pernod opened the first Absynthe distillery in Switzerland and then moved to a larger one in Pontarlier, France in 1805. By the 1850′s it had become the favorite drink of the upper class. The bohemian lifestyle embraced it. La fée verte (the green fairy) as it became commonly known, was most popular in France. Most days started with a drink and ended with l’heure verte (the green hour) as one or two or more were taken for it’s apéritif properties.

Absynthe is very alcoholic. So watch out if you want to try out some recipes !!

In the age of the theme bars fresh brands and tastes are encouraged by the gourmet. La Boheme has taken traditional liqueurs, suitable for today’s market, actively promoting the bar industry.

Absynthe is described as “Crystal clear in the bottle, potent emerald in the glass”. Being 144 proof it is as illicit as it is intoxicating. Sipped by Oscar Wilde, Baudelaire, Manet, Picasso and many other prominent artists and writers, Absinthe was first used in ancient Greece for its herbal assets. Though invented in Switzerland it has always been associated with France. The age of Absynthe began during the Algerian War when French soldiers were issued this as a fever preventative. When they returned to France they brought the taste of Absinthe back with them. In the year 1912 the French drank 221,897,000 litres of absynthe which led to the society columnist of the time A. Capus, declaring “Absynthe has become the favorite drink of every Frenchman”.

All brands of absynthe – “The Green Fairy” supplied by La Boheme UK Ltd., are the genuine products manufactured in the Czech Republic. All of La Boheme’s absinthe products have established themselves in the premiere league of liqueurs. Manufactured according to the original recipes with 70%, 60% or 55% alc. vol. and the production methods have been improved in excess of today’s required standards. La Boheme is the only company to offer a wide selection of varieties of absinthe and plays a considerable part in the revival of the drink that was enjoyed by so many.

“The Green Fairy is making a stunning comeback … be part of it.”

Shitty. I liked Proof.