I like nonsense – it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope… and that enables you to laugh at all of life’s realities.

So you see! There’s no end to the things you might know,
Depending how far beyond Zebra you go.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.

“I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.”

Don’t do drugs, don’t have unprotected sex, don’t be violent… leave that to me

Wal-mart… do they like make walls there?

“God is a number you cannot count to.”

A word to the wise ain’t necessary. It’s the stupid ones who need the advice.

“A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.”

“Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.”

“I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”

“I think it’s important to bring somebody from outside the system, the judicial system, somebody that hasn’t been on the bench and, therefore, there’s not a lot of opinions for people to look at.” —George W. Bush, on the nomination of Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court, Washington, D.C., October 4, 2005